今天遭遇太好笑的房东
前段工作太忙,有天中午停水,我开了水龙头见没水忘记关,结果水淹了洗手间。地漏不畅,所以漏水到了楼下。
晚上晚饭时就接到楼下邻居愤怒的电话,急忙从公司奔回家看。看人家家里到处是水,心有不忍。也是想把事情早点解决掉,最后当晚提了一万元作为赔偿。
老实说,按实际损失(楼下家里并没有怎么装修),我心里价位也就是 3000 块最多了。只是我自己犯了错误,感觉对不起邻居,说赔多少就爽快的答应了。大家还是合合气气做邻居。这段时间进进出出,还笑着打打招呼。
没想到这房东不乐意了。觉得我工资卡上的钱是天上掉下来的,说拿就拿出来。成天想着让我也给她一点。理由是地板被泡坏了。老天,水是从洗水间直接漏下去的,顺着楼下那家的天花板滴的满屋子。
我们家当天,客厅地板一点毛病都看不出来。这么多天下来,地板也丝毫没有异样。
我这人就这毛病,是我的责任,我绝对不推卸,无中生有的事情让我去承担,那就没那么容易。
今天房东晚上到我家里静坐来了。相当郁闷。
我坐那听她叽叽喳喳,感觉这人还真不可理喻。尽说些自相矛盾的话,一开始我是心里发笑,最终还是把笑容写在脸上了。只是不好说破。
末了,还被她甩上一句,今天你肯定恨死我了。我这一走,你把我们家冰箱啊什么的弄坏掉,然后不租房子了走人,我可就亏大了。赔偿的事情就算先不说,今天先加一万押金,防止我做坏事。让我还真是哭笑不得。
什么叫自相矛盾?
先说,楼下那点损失算什么?其实干了啥都没有,根本不用赔什么钱。 然后说,你看楼下都那样了,我家这地板能好么?最少赔 4,5 万呐。
然后我们谈是否续租的问题:(我是 6 月到期,并且有 5000 押金在她那)
先说,你这不租了,我损失多大啊。再找房客要时间,而且房子旧了,租金还要便宜。(一定要继续住,而且房租还得加) 然后说,我这房子不愁租的,我打听过了,换个房客,房租一年至少可以多一万。(您租不租无所谓的,不求您)
那么续约呢?
她说,“那不能一年年签了。你住过的别人来住不就要压我价钱了。至少签三年。”
我晕…… “哦,三年啊,我都三十多了,说不准得在您的房子里结婚了”
“啊?对啊。那可不行! 嗯,不过呢,现在有本事的人都四十才结婚的。”
谈到房租的问题,
先说,合同上应该多写点,我很有钱,也不在乎钱,不过房子租金高也有面子。
我说,我这人遵纪守法。你不愿意纳个人所得税就算了,我租你的房子合同上多少钱,我可都去地税局自掏腰包帮你把税交了的。然后我逗她说,你说不缺钱,那么你少收我几个房租,我们把合同金额写高点。反正我还是掏这么多钱,无非少给点您,多给点国家。然后这房东利马不干了,急忙回到:那还是多点钱好,钱总是好用的。
谈到税的问题了:我一本正经的说,这我可得给您上上课,纳税是我们公民的义务。她一听连连说是。 接下来说,但是还是不交的好,你这一交了,在地税备了案。下面的房客不肯交了,查下来,我多大的损失啊。
最后,我实在受不了跟一个很有素质,但就是无法用我的逻辑体系去沟通的有钱人沟通。说,要么把,我们去打民事官司吧。当然了,这挺麻烦,不过我会花大价钱请个大律师朋友全权帮我处理这事。这样至少我个人不麻烦了。不就是花点钱么,您也不在乎钱,法律是公正的。
她一听就不愿意了,说,好吧,那我今天就不走了。你今天晚上搬走,算我违约(租房合同)法院说啥那就是啥了。
好吧,我承认很心里真的在笑她了。也为自己纠缠在这点小事上耽误时间不值。
虽然我已经打算她要什么就给什么了,但还是忍不住逗逗。给了个意见:
不如我们把地板都拆下来看看,请第三方机构严格鉴定。如果有一切损害,我双倍赔偿(其实我认定这房东的地板一点损失都没有);不过呢,如果鉴定结果说没问题呢,请您赔偿我一点点精神损失费。
我觉得这中年妇女都快跳起来了,说,那怎么行。就算鉴定,损伤了赔双倍没问题,但是即使没问题,这拆下来了再还原,我这也蒙受损失了,也得赔。(寒,感情我证明自己没错了,也得赔偿您呐)好吧,说了几句,她还是没忘记补上一句,其实我不在乎钱的,我很好说话的。
还有好多好笑的,不写了。最后我认栽。最后按她的意思,赔偿一万,并续租一年(五万租金)。
写字条的时候,把情况写明,说这事就算了解了。她犹豫着不想签字,说,这样写不好吧。说不再追究地板的事情,你要明年把我地板(故意)刮花了,我怎么办啊。我的地板很贵的…… 真的很无语。
好不容易把她老人家送出门。没过两分钟就上来敲门:明天你会把钱打到我帐上的吧?我可都签字了的。只好提醒她,似乎你收我的钱都不开收条的哦。
现在的许多人素质的确是高多了。不像上次楼下那家,差不多快冲上来纠住我说,你丫的要不赔钱,我找黑社会的人废了你(原话是:我认识很多人的,一个电话能叫 30 个来)。好吧,上次我没笑出来,这次我真的笑了。
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